when you bottom for the first time after being a top all your life
but a caprese salad with rare as fuck steak just showed up so I’m not so worried.
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Keep in mind I work in a bar…
Customer: I left my skateboard here a while back and I’m looking for it. Do you have a lost and found?
Me: yeah, when did you leave it and what bar were you hanging out in?
Customer: In the Station (busy as fuck dive bar). About a year ago.
Me: *stares for a good 30seconds* Yeah, it’s right next to the giant bag of coke and the three $100 bills no one took from the lost and found in the past year.
Customer: Wow, you have a really honest staff.
Me: *continues staring dumbfounded until customer gets uncomfortable and leaves.*
Really? You are going to look for your skate board you left in a busy/divey/sketchy bar a fucking year ago! jesus christ. Also we don’t have a lost and found, or rather it only lasts two days. Then we either take said object home or throw it away. We have enough junk without yours.
couples trying to decide what to watch on netflix.
i just died.
This was easily 70% of watching television or movies with any partner ever.
behold, the male rights movement!
Welp. You heard the man child. I guess we have to stop being feminists now.
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
american english is fucking ridiculous yall
Both names are derived from a tribe living in the Arkansas River Basin. They were known as the Kansas(pronounced can-saw). The french, in their esteemed sensitivity, started calling all the tribes settled along the Arkanass River (which starts in CO and runs to the gulf coast) the kansas.
Kansas (can-sass) is actually an american bastardization of a french bastardization of a native american tribe name. (the org. pronounciation was something like quon-saw).
Source: from Arkansas and have gotten very tired of this debate.
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Martin Conte by Markus Ziegler
I need to rock this look more often.
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