misandry. drag. celebrating the vulgarity of late capitalism. jumbled instances of fashions. stoned shower thoughts.

29th July 2014

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That moment when you are on OKC and you think “this guy is kinda cute” and then you read literally ONE sentence they wrote and you nope your way out of there.

29th July 2014

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sexuallytransmittedsadness:

blackabsol:

when you bottom for the first time after being a top all your life 

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

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29th July 2014

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Just dumped old coffee in my ice bin instead of the sink because I got too high to function at work.

but a caprese salad with rare as fuck steak just showed up so I’m not so worried.

28th July 2014

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real conversation I had a work today.

Keep in mind I work in a bar…

Customer:  I left my skateboard here a while back and I’m looking for it.  Do you have a lost and found?

Me:  yeah, when did you leave it and what bar were you hanging out in?

Customer:  In the Station (busy as fuck dive bar). About a year ago.

Me: *stares for a good 30seconds* Yeah, it’s right next to the giant bag of coke and the three $100 bills no one took from the lost and found in the past year.

Customer:  Wow, you have a really honest staff.

Me:  *continues staring dumbfounded until customer gets uncomfortable and leaves.*

Really?  You are going to look for your skate board you left in a busy/divey/sketchy bar a fucking year ago!  jesus christ.  Also we don’t have a lost and found, or rather it only lasts two days.  Then we either take said object home or throw it away.  We have enough junk without yours.

Tagged: sarcasm 101

28th July 2014

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http://fingersandteeth.tumblr.com/post/93110062410/honey-spider-all-things-considered-what-we →

honey-spider:

“All things considered, what we look for in other people is perhaps the same gentle deterritorialization we look for in travel. The temptation of exile in the desire of another and of journey across that desire come to be substituted for one’s own desire and for discovery….

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28th July 2014

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little-booms:

couples trying to decide what to watch on netflix. 

i just died. 

This was easily 70% of watching television or movies with any partner ever.

Source: onegirlinalltheworld

27th July 2014

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Artists Add Monsters to Thrift Shop Paintings →

I love these paintings.

25th July 2014

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male-tears:

behold, the male rights movement!

Welp.  You heard the man child.  I guess we have to stop being feminists now.

Tagged: really wtfI hope god decides to burn you under a microscope

25th July 2014

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caramichele:

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thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

Bahahaha

american english is fucking ridiculous yall

Both names are derived from a tribe living in the Arkansas River Basin.  They were known as the Kansas(pronounced can-saw).  The french, in their esteemed sensitivity, started calling all the tribes settled along the Arkanass River (which starts in CO and runs to the gulf coast) the kansas.

Kansas (can-sass) is actually an american bastardization of a french bastardization of a native american tribe name. (the org. pronounciation was something like quon-saw).

Source:  from Arkansas and have gotten very tired of this debate.

Tagged: word times

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23rd July 2014

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christos:

Martin Conte by Markus Ziegler

I need to rock this look more often.

christos:

Martin Conte by Markus Ziegler

I need to rock this look more often.

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